>One boss joke of the day
>>>>As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning
>boss.
>Happy Birthday."
>And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
>>>Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful
>day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."
>I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
>go." We went lunch.
>>We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a
>little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
>tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's
>such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
>said, "No, I guess not.". She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
>>After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
>think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
>comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
>>She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
>carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children , and dozens
>of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
>>And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.
=P lolx