| THE SEVEN DEADLY WORK BITCHES....
(to defeat the enemy,u'll need to understand her..read n learn) THE SUCK UP BITCH characteristic: She has yet to outgrow bringing apples for her teachers.If e boss wants coffee,she's in e pantry in 2secs.when she goes out for lunch,she comes back wif his favourite dessert.she calls im"sir" in a SICKENINgly sweet voice n rmbs his b'dae.. Experts say "stay professional n dont gossip against her" The selfish bitch Characteristic: she wont even lend u three bucks for lunch when u've forgotten ur wallet,let alone give u advice when u're stuck wif project.She locks up her stationary,n throws a fuss if her staples go missing. She never offers to get anyone a drink when she's headed for the canteen,throws away printouts u haven picked up frm e shared printer,n if she hears u panting to catch e lift,she presses"DOOR CLOSE" wad can we do?:Feed her spicy food then hide all the toilet paper n barter them for staples...!!! The steal-ur-ideas-BItch.. Characteristic: She acts as a supportive fren,is e first to latch on to newcomers,n is interested in everything u hav to say.she's such an admirer she wants to hear all ur brilliant money saving ideas, n then takes credit for them.. experts:Never to discuss personal prob in e office,the fren u told ur woes to last nite mitenot seem like a fren next morning as she retells ur story at e water cooler! we say: Say ur new campaign to save the polar bears will enhance ur company's profile..then sit back n watch her trot over to boss... There r 4 more dealy work bitches to cum...wait for my next entry ba....tata |